Hey wannabe Francophones: Don’t say “Je suis excité.” It doesn’t mean you’re excited. Well, it does, but only if you’re gettin’ it with your french lover, so unless you are getting lucky, probably not the road you wanna go down. 

Learned that the hard way. At Disneyland Paris. So. Hope y’all can learn from me and avoid some embarrassment.

Also, when asking for the actual way to say it, I find French people are pretty stumped. Someone told me “Je suis content.” What is this bs? Get it together, French language.